I need this to be a part of my life. Just take the tails off the shrimp, because Im irritated if I have to take them shits off myself. My mom gave me an unhealthy obsession with shrimp btw. 
(picks up phone and calls this salad)
“Where you been all my life?”

I need this to be a part of my life. Just take the tails off the shrimp, because Im irritated if I have to take them shits off myself. My mom gave me an unhealthy obsession with shrimp btw. 

(picks up phone and calls this salad)

“Where you been all my life?”

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